December 18, 2008

THE ZEDHEAD REVIEW SYSTEM



THE ZEDHEAD RATING SYSTEM

Every piece of zombie media reviewed on THE ZED WORD zombie blog is given a ranking out of five "zedheads". Half-points are also awarded for media that straddle the line between categories. Below you will find a brief explanation of each rating.


5 / 5 zedheads = EXCELLENT
Buy it. Your life is nothing without it.



4 - 4.5 zedheads = GOOD
Worth a purchase. Solid, unique, and / or fresh.





3 - 3.5 zedheads = FLAWED
Worth a look but flawed, or good ideas poorly executed.





2 - 2.5 zedheads = POOR
Not worth experiencing. Better used as a door stop.






0.5 - 1.5 zedheads= ABYSMAL
Avoid at all costs. Your eyes or ears will bleed











Q: Why is there no rating of zero?

A: By virtue that something exists, I give it at least one point for effort. If I ever come across something so truly and cosmically horrible it completely destroys me, I may have to give it a rating of 0 / 5.