May 10, 2009

Guess what?


If, upon reading that, you suddenly bolted up out of your chair in the sudden realization that you neglected to send your poor, dear mother some love today, fear not!

I have compiled a list of handy gifts to send your mommy this Mother's Day. There's just one catch: She better like zombies!

Last-minute Zombie Mother's Day Gifts

1.) Zombie High-Heeled Shoes

Although temporarily out of stock until June, these fashionable flesh-ripping heels would be perfect for the zombie-loving mother who has to put her foot down.

2.) Zombie Garden Sculpture

If your mother is a gardening and undead enthusiast, she might enjoy this garden sculpture by Alan Dickinson. You never call her anymore, so send her a garden zombie to keep her company. Seriously though, call your mother.

3.) The Perfect Ribs T-Shirt

Let your mother show off her perfect rack -- rack of ribs! Your mother was always telling you that milk builds strong bones, right? With this t-shirt from CherryPiePunk, your mom can show how important bone-health really is.

4.) Zombie Brain With Stem Soaps

Mother's Day is a day for mothers to relax and be pampered. Why not give your Mother some of these lovely creepy zombie brain soaps by agonysdecay for when she soaks in the tub? Made from pure vegetable glycerin soap and enriched with Aloe and Vitamin E, these brain soaps come in a variety of colours and scents.

5.)Peter Jackson's Dead Alive (Braindead)

Never has a zombie film been more appropriate for Mother's day. Lionel's oppressive mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat monkey, dies, and comes back to life as a disgusting zombie who kills and eats everyone around her. Nothing says, "I love you, Mom" like a movie in which a giant mutant zombie mother sucks her son back into her stomach. No mommy-issues there!