June 7, 2009

Mail Order Zombie Karaoke

This past Thursday, my two favorite podcasters, Brother D and Miss Bren, uploaded a very special Episode 71 of their awesome podcast Mail Order Zombie. Episode 71 is a particularly special installment because listeners were invited to send in recordings of them singing zombified versions of popular songs. Without exaggeration, I can say that the songs submitted are some of the funniest and most creative parodies I've ever heard.

If you're a zombie fan and love a good posdcast, get your ass on iTunes and subscribe to Mail Order Zombie. You owe it to yourself.

Had I not run out of time this week, I too would have called in a zombie song. It's a very easy rewriting of that old "Let's all go to the lobby" movie theater jingle, but with a bloody twist for the hungry zombie customer. The lyrics go like this:

Let's all ghoul to the lobby
Let's all ghoul to the lobby
Let's all ghoul to the lobby
to get ourselves some meat

Delicious brains to eat!
The entrails can't be beat!

The slippery spleens are just dandy,
the blood on tap is quite handy,
so let's all ghoul to the lobby
to get ourselves some meat!

Let's all ghoul to the lobby
to get ourselves some meat!