August 2, 2009

Zombie Strippers in Portland, ON

After a lull in reports about zombie road signs, it appears that zombies are back on the road. This time, however, they're grinding and gyrating on the roadside.

Yes, motorists are warned to watch out for ZOMBIE STRIPPERS.

Wood TV 8 is reporting that a road sign in Portland, Oregon was hacked to read: "Caution Zombie Strippers."

No word on whether Jenna Jameson has been sighted.

Be careful, motorists. Make sure you have an ample supply of singles in case of emergencies, and for God's sake don't go in the champagne room.