February 7, 2012

Head Shot: Zombie Pencil Holder

If you ask me (and I know you didn't, but just go with me on this), no desk is complete without a Zombie Pencil Holder. And what makes a better zombie pencil holder than a severed shrunken head of the undead?

This Zombie Pencil Holder from artist Mike Rotella, currently being sold at Neatoshop, makes full use of the undead's tendency to develop rotting, gaping holes to give you plenty of places to store your pencils, pens, and other office supplies.

  • 6 holes in the head are pencil and pen holders
  • Magnetized eye socket keeps your paperclips handy
  • Removable tongue serves as tray for small items and business cards
  • Slit in the back of the neck are for your letters and papers

Now, using a real zombie head as a desktop organizer is likely to be both smelly and prone to stain, so The Zed Word recommends going for this hand-painted, hand-crafted pencil holder.